Video - Why I Don't Work Out

Audio - Don't Mess With Gramma

Man, you never know what those old ladies are gonna do.

Video - I Love Paris

Truth In Advertizing...

Video - Military Humor

What happens when a prank goes good.

Odd Pictures - Crammed Like...

Sardines...


Sometimes it just feels that way.

Random Funnies - You Can Be The Man Of Your House

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have all the sex that I want.

After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands.

Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"



His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."

Video - Military Motivation 1

Odd Pictures - First Flight

Somehow I think we would still be using the shuttle...

Video - Cats

Odd Pictures - Laural and Hillary

I don't know wether to laugh or cry...


I feel sorry for Laural... or is it Hardy?

Video - Life as an Action Movie

Random Funnies - Last Laugh

Tom called his kids together, held up a toy and said that the one who never talked back to mother and did everything she said would be the one to get the toy.

Three small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you can have it."

Video - Old People

Odd Pictures - Optical Shuttle

Thant's Just Cool...

Video - Go Daddy Super Ad

Odd Pictures - The Big Dog

I've always been told I was the Big Dog...

They were wrong.


Nice Doggie.

Random Funnies - 100%

"Polar Bear's Problem"

One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"

The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son, you're 100% polar bear."

A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns to his father again and says, "Dad, tell me the truth. I can take it. Am I 100% polar bear? No brown bear or panda bear or grizzly bear?"

The father polar bear replies, "Son, I'm 100% polar bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, so you are definitely 100% polar bear."

A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear AGAIN turns to his father and says, "Dad, don't think your sparing my feelings if it's not true. I gotta know -- am I 100% polar bear?"

The father polar bear was distressed by this continued questioning and asked his son,
"Why do you keep asking if you're 100% polar bear?"

"Because I'm freezing!"

Random Funnies - New Employees

How to Place New Employees in a Proper Department:

Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with
only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing.

If they have taken the table apart, put them in Engineering.

If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance.

If they are waving their arms and talking out loud, send them to Consulting.

If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them.

If they are wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut, Computer Information Systems
is their niche.

If the room has a sweaty odor, perhaps they're destined for the Help Desk.

If they mention what a good price we got for the table and chairs, put them into Purchasing.

If they mention that hardwood furniture DOES NOT come from rainforest, Public Relations would suit them well.

If they are writing up the experience, send them to the Technical Documents team.

If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security.

If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing.

If they are sleeping, they are Senior Management material.

Odd Pictures - Ouch

This is not going to end well...

Video - Grouchy's First

Taliban Bodies...

Random Funnies - About Tools

Little Johnny grabbed some cookies cooling
on the kitchen counter and his mother smacked
his hand.

"OW! What did you do that for?" he said.

"Your hand was doing something it wasn't suppose to and it needed to be punished. Now go see what your father is doing."

Little Johnny ran to the garage just as his father accidentally dropped his hot glue gun on his hand. His father cursed in pain and batted the tool away from his hand.

Little Johnny ran back to his mother and said, "Mom! Dad's smacking his tool in the garage. I think his tool needed to be punished, too."