One night after his evening service, a priest decided to take a walk. A wrong turn led him into the red light district. On the first corner, he saw a hooker dressed in a halter and hot pants leaning against a lamp post.
Seeing the fallen woman, the priest went up and said, "My dear, I have spent my nights praying for you."
"No need to do that, Father," the hooker said. "I'm here every night. You can have me any time you want."