A lady from Chicago was visiting New York City. Her hostess was determined to make the
Midwesterner feel cheap and unimportant.
"My dear," said the New York matron snobbishly, "here in the East we think breeding is everything."
"Oh, I don't know," the lady from the Midwest replied.
"Out where I come from we think it's fun, too, but we try to have a few outside interests as well."