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Friday, March 11, 2005

Vampire Coach...


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Stupid Criminal Update:...

Now their smuggling fish.

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This brings cross dressing...

to a whole new level.

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Size does matter...

especially if your married.

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Men are...


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Oh No!!!...

Their making our children watch this.

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Oh, poor child molestor...

He's on Suicide Watch.

The jokes can resume.

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I am posting alot, to try to make up for yesterday.
I was away on business and unable to post.

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Holy Miracles Batman...

She's a pretzel now.

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Sometimes your full of it...

Sometimes your not.

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A new weapon...

for mini-mart robbers, laughter.

Ok now criminals are just getting LAZY.

And they've always been stupid and violently crazy.

Updated Update:
The Owners are fighting back, with food.

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It's gonna get stinky...

in florida.

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Steelers fans...

are CRAZY!

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Morning headlines

What the Cluck!

It's a Bugger of a problem

Attention cat owners: BEWARE : they're revolting.

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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

It Sucks...

to be a Mailman

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This brings a whole new meaning...

to "Spreading Your Seed"

This post contains Silly Movie References.

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What do you get...

When you cross a chicken with a doughnut?

We don't know, but we're about to find out.

Chickens and Doughnuts were hurt during the making of this post.
But not by us.

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Woo Hoo ...

the squirels are breeding.

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Ohio Criminals...

is smart.

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So Rover...

What did you see?

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Ding Dong...

The witch is dead...well not really.

The normally liberal cartoonists are being very unforgiving.

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News Flash:...

Don't Anger the IRA.
You might get capped.

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Tuesday, March 08, 2005


Now we have Vampires that are coaching football.

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You don't have a right...

Not to be offended.
Jada Pinkett Smith , (wife to one of my favorite celebs) recently made a speech at Harvard University. In this speech she was said to be giving the story of her life. After which she was accused of "being overly 'heteronormative' and made gay students feel uncomfortable."

I won't even get into whether or not being gay is morally wrong a choice, what I have to say on this subject applies to every wacko peacenik person out there.


Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing, and I have fought for it for over 13 years as a member of the U.S. Military. Freedom of speech is however very defined.

While exercising free speech, you cannot cause panic, injury or death.

Being offended, however, is not injury.

You have the right to speak, not the right to be heard.

You have the right to speak in public, but no-one has to listen.

When someone is speaking, you have the right not to listen.

Therefore you do not have to be offended.

However if you do listen you may be offended, but that does not give you the right to take away the offenders free speech nor must that individual apologize.

Demanding an apology because someone spoke of their life is inane. Since when should someone have to apologize because they are NORMAL and you are not.That is tantamount to you having to apologize because you are different. That sounds exactly like what we as a society have been fighting against for the last few decades.

But that's just my opinion, and this is me exercising my free speech. I do not apologize.

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Don't worry...

it's just added protein.

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Sometimes you just gotta...

cut the apron strings.

My Favorite Quote; "they thought their father was still alive but that one of them recently had consulted a relative about the possibility that he might be dead"

Really, I thought the smell might have given it away.

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Why don't women...

do this when I visit?

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Monday, March 07, 2005

Higher Learning...

Does this guy know the meaning of reason?

My Favorite quote;
"When we made eye contact, the charge was on,"

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It's about time...

that we settled this.
Or is it just another conspiracy.

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Is this surprising...

to anyone? If so have you ever been to thailand?

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things just get out of control.

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Fight of the century...

They should have sold tickets

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Smelly people beware...

Get out your de-oderant.

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Dangerous Ground

This is new and dangerous ground...Bloggers Beware.

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Ipso Facto Comic


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