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Thursday, March 17, 2005

Has it gotten this bad...

Now we have to do this at work?
Do we have to pay this for a haircut?
Why can't our Police have any fun?
You can't even have a nice vacation anymore.
And now they tell us we're gonna die sooner than we thought.


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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Bat Update:...

No really.

I never thought I'd find anything more on bats than this and this.

And then of course there's also this and this.
(The best movie of the year. You'll See.)

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What's Next?...

After this, are we gonna have drive-by fruitings?

With Criminals like these, we won't have to worry about crime very long.

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You know, things are a changing...

when this happens.

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It's refreshing...

to see real truth in advertising.

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New Image...

If you ever wondered what Zaphriel looked like, here he is...

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005


So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly,
and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none
are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford
a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair,
a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two
mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the
difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move
you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at
Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses
who looks like George Clooney really IS George

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your
house payment.

13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on
every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and
the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave
for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-
related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.
If you're here illegally, they want to give you one!!!

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Medical Breakthrough...

Now maybe they can find the part that says "Eat that last twinkie."

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Now they tell me I've been doing it too much.

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Monday, March 14, 2005

Now Really...

Who thinks to do these things?
I wish I could say this is isolated to North Carolina, but it's not.

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Food alert...

I don't know how many times this has happened to me.
Someone should do something.

Favorite Quote: "We've had several cases of old ladies finding tongue rings and rings and whatnot in their food"

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Big brothers everywhere rejoyce...

now it's official.

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This Woman...

IS a REAL hero.

If only other parents had so much control

Today's thought: Parenting is a responsibility, not a right.

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You go boy...

Right on Dave.

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Just what I always wanted...

(insert random ball joke here)

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There they go again...

Trying to change the nation.
Well maybe just New Jersey.

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Sunday, March 13, 2005

Gothic people..

sure have a sence of humor.

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If your on probation...

don't get a cold.
Take heed Martha.

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This is not the guy...

you want running your country.
Or are they real?

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The Libraries...

Are getting tough.
Pay up buddy.

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My newest Blog

Zaphriel has given birth to a new blog: Birth of a Neocon
It's a place I can put some of my more conservative views and explain how it is a boy raised in a liberal family, some of whom have held political office as Democrats, became a Man of Conservative Thought.

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