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Location: Reno, Nevada, USA
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Friday, April 22, 2005

South Park Zaphriel...

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Thursday, April 21, 2005

You'll shoot your eye out kid...

then you'll have to buy another one.

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May 4th, A New Reason To Celebrate...

I think I'll have some BBQ Chicken

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Attention Landspcape Engineers...

Be Careful

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Butt in other news...

Crime is up.
People are on trial.

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I thought this was amusing.

Zaphriel Tobias Michaels's Aliases

Your movie star name: Doritos Harold

Your fashion designer name is Zaphriel Munich

Your socialite name is Mickey Miami

Your fly girl / guy name is Z Mic

Your detective name is Bat Los Altos

Your barfly name is Peanuts Guiness

Your soap opera name is Tobias Loxley

Your rock star name is Dark Chocolate Rocket

Your star wars name is Zapdev Micwoo

Your punk rock band name is The Mellow Tooth Pick

The Amazing Meganame Generator

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Parrot Pirate...

The Cherub, Jo Jo, and I when out to a local establishment recently, mainly because the Cherub loves the kids menu. Not for the food, of course, but because it has a fill-in-the-blanks story that you can read. She always finds these stories hilarious. This time it was a pirate story that asked for inputs like the waitresses name, fruit, clothing etc. The Cherub loves to put in outlandish items knowing the resulting story will be even more hilarious. Then she asked, “Daddy, Talk like a pirate.” So I did, and the resulting story left her in stitches, especially the line, “And I had found me long lost pink leotard.”
So, as I am talking like a pirate it occurs to me that every time I do, I always have the urge to say the word “parrot”. I don’t know why, but I have always thought of Parrots and Pirates together, and often confuse them when i try to say the word. Then I came along a computer card game that has characters, both human and animal, that you can play with, and one of them is “Scurvy the Parrot Pirate”. He is now my favorite character in the game; I never play cards without him. Arrrr.

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Eany, Meany, Mieny, Moe...

catch a bobcat by it's toe
(or other extraneous body part).

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Who was more miserable...

the gut or the car?

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I guess this is better...

than a grilled cheese.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

The world is upside down...

I have a feeling everything I know is wrong.
Whew, the feeling has passed.

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Monday, April 18, 2005

This blog asks one question...

Is it for the beer, or the fame?

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Coming soon to theatres...

Simian S.W.A.T.

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There's a comment here...

about the woman drivers stereotype.

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I am never getting sick...

in Seattle.
Unless of course I'm the guy on the left.

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Ipso Facto Comic


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