Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men
don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's women's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which
you'd like to have dinner with."
"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the
mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and
give you a headache."