"Arthur And Samuel"
Arthur took his college roommate, Samuel, home for Christmas, and after dinner, spoke to his father, "Dad, I need to tell you something. Samuel and I want to get married and we'd like your blessing."
Arthur's father practically exploded, his face turned red, and was literally speechless for ten minutes. When he finally regained his composure, he replied,
"Arthur, you CANNOT marry Samuel!!! For G~d's sake, Arthur... he's Jewish!"