Random Funnies - About Tools
Little Johnny grabbed some cookies cooling
on the kitchen counter and his mother smacked
"OW! What did you do that for?" he said.
"Your hand was doing something it wasn't suppose to and it needed to be punished. Now go see what your father is doing."
Little Johnny ran to the garage just as his father accidentally dropped his hot glue gun on his hand. His father cursed in pain and batted the tool away from his hand.
Little Johnny ran back to his mother and said, "Mom! Dad's smacking his tool in the garage. I think his tool needed to be punished, too."